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The Bare Essentials
For other volumes consult Nip & Tuck Archive
Malarkey County
| First Published | Page | Title / Chapter |
|---|---|---|
| Oct. 02, 2000 | 0 | New Duds |
| Oct. 03, 2000 | 1 | Newfangled ridin' mower |
| Oct. 04, 2000 | 2 | Trains and children |
| Oct. 05, 2000 | 3 | Arching |
| Oct. 06, 2000 | 4 | How Tuck copes with Nip's blowing stuff up |
| Oct. 09, 2000 | 5 | Toilet prank |
| Oct. 11, 2000 | 6 | Ammo fust |
| Oct. 12, 2000 | 7 | Rights vs. Privileges |
| Oct. 13, 2000 | 8 | Right or wrong - just a matter of opinion |
| Oct. 16, 2000 | 9 | TNT fishing |
| Oct. 17, 2000 | 10 | Thelma Possum |
| Oct. 18, 2000 | 11 | Being the richest folk in the county |
Modern Media
| Oct. 19, 2000 | 12 | "Redneck Rampage" |
| 13 | Tuck is dissatisfied with the TV program | |
| 14 | Toxicity tests, Gilly style | |
| 15 | "Hillbilly Exposé" | |
| 16 | Water pollution | |
| 17 | How does it feel to be exposed on national TV? | |
| 18 | Hot dog? |
Lake Malarkey Monster
| 19 | Lake Malarkey Monster | |
| 20 | God bless you Daisy Duke | |
| 21 | Malarky Monster | |
| 22 | How would Jacques Cousteau do this? | |
| 23 | What does it look like? | |
| 24 | Got a plan? | |
| 25 | Get rid of that lit TNT | |
| 26 | Fire in the hole | |
| 27 | Father is staying out of trouble | |
| 28 | Not looking | |
| 29 | Kissing booth | |
| 30 | Dan Slander |
Fire Chief
| 31 | Fire Chief | |
| 32 | Kerosene fires | |
| 33 | Firefighting hot dogs | |
| 34 | Lessons in grammar | |
| 35 | Playing with frogs |
Thelma's Pouch
| 36 | Ah hid 'em in mah pouch | |
| 37 | A pouch? | |
| 38 | A belly button with storage capacity |
We need a car
| 39 | Man I Hate Walkin' | |
| 40 | Solving transportation problems | |
| 41 | A gen-u-wine army jeep | |
| 42 | Visualize | |
| 43 | Oil change | |
| 44 | Lemme pick my fillin's up | |
| 45 | Care for a lift? | |
| 46 | Hit or graze |
Overpopulation
| 47 | Great shades of Sigourney Weaver! | |
| 48 | Media bias - America gobbles up stuff | |
| 49 | Overpopulation | |
| 50 | Gilly is digging himself in deeper and deeper | |
| 51 | First aid | |
| 52 | Money does not make you rich - children do |
Kittens
| 53 | Kittens | |
| 54 | Morning | |
| 55 | Feeding the kittens | |
| 56 | Wake up | |
| 57 | Giving the kittens away |
Ma's in one o' her moods again.
| 58 | Ma's in one o' her moods again. | |
| 59 | Stop chuckin' eggs and talk | |
| 60 | Out of ammo | |
| 61 | When a woman you're fighting cries… | |
| 62 | Going on a camping trip | |
| 63 | Depends on the context |
Bit Windy
| 64 | Bit windy | |
| 65 | Brain-eating Martian fungus | |
| 66 | Fire ants in the cellar | |
| 67 | Now angering bees | |
| 68 | An awkward picture | |
| 69 | Found a crawdad hole | |
| 70 | Parking and shopping | |
| 71 | Dueling Banjos |
Aptitude Test
| 72 | Target: veggi-tales plushie | |
| 73 | Seeing a pattern | |
| 74 | Aptitude test | |
| 75 | What we learn | |
| 76 | Being in school 24 hours a day |
Pioneer Days
| 77 | Cowskin or buckskin jacket | |
| 78 | Taking you back 5 years | |
| 79 | The radical protesting clowns | |
| 80 | Cow murderings | |
| 81 | Pioneer day traditions: Practical jokes | |
| 82 | Whack the idjit | |
| 83 | Pie eating contest: Nip ain't had lunch | |
| 84 | Throwing Tomatoes at Nip | |
| 85 | Snipe Roast | |
| 86 | Logger race against a beaver | |
| 87 | What's for dinner? | |
| 88 | Coping in his own way | |
| 89 | Dale Earnhadt | |
| 90 | Truck's named Daisy | |
| 91 | Another Pacifist bites the dust | |
| 92 | De-pantsu! | |
| 93 | Goofy gas | |
| 94 | B.F.C.F.S.R.O. |
Ah'm gonna make history
| 95 | Ah'm gonna make history | |
| 96 | Shooting for irony | |
| 97 | Falling in shin-high water | |
| 98 | I'll tend you every day and night | |
| 99 | Know thy cat |
School Happens
| 100 | School happens | |
| 101 | Your mileage may vary | |
| 102 | Taking Thunder for a walk? | |
| 103 | Feeding a bull chili | |
| 104 | Thunder for stud |
Gilly Takes up Farming
| 105 | Gilly takes up farming | |
| 106 | Nip and Tuck help out | |
| 107 | Milking a bull | |
| 108 | AIEEE! | |
| 109 | But HOW? | |
| 110 | Raising Thunder | |
| 111 | Genetic-engineered livestock | |
| 112 | Chasing chickens |
Legalize Hemp
| 113 | Legalize hemp | |
| 114 | Legalize dope too | |
| 115 | Reasons for legalizing such stuff | |
| 116 | Mandatory drug screening | |
| 117 | When the volcano blows | |
| 118 | Had to see what's cooking | |
| 119 | Global warming or high tide | |
| 120 | ICEBERG! | |
| 121 | Cat in the engine |
Girl Watching
| 122 | Girl watching | |
| 123 | Fat guy in speedos! | |
| 124 | Well-rounded modern Gilly | |
| 125 | A suit more ridiculous than yours | |
| 126 | Hot chili | |
| 127 | A good first impression | |
| 128 | Roller skates |
Redneck Rebuttal
| 129 | If your family tree doesn't fork… | |
| 130 | If you think Paprika is a third-world country… | |
| 131 | If you've ever been too drunk to fish… | |
| 132 | If you spend 5 minutes staring at a can of orange juice… | |
| 133 | If your house still has "wide load" signs on the back… | |
| 134 | If you go to the family reunion to pick up dates… | |
| 135 | If directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"… | |
| 136 | If you think the stock market has a fence around it… | |
| 137 | If you came home and found crime scene tape around the house… |
Flea Outbreak
| 138 | Flea outbreak | |
| 139 | Now they're all at my butt | |
| 140 | May cause excessive drooling | |
| 141 | Moderation | |
| 142 | Old way of dealing with fleas | |
| 143 | Trying everything | |
| 144 | Bug bomb and pilot light |
Nip and Tuck visit the big city
| 145 | Skyscrapers | |
| 146 | Asking for directions | |
| 147 | Big city style | |
| 148 | Modern art | |
| 149 | Sophistication and dinner | |
| 150 | Mimes | |
| 151 | Right of way | |
| 152 | Ten minutes later | |
| 153 | Before and after | |
| 154 | Lord of The Flies |
Nip tries a New Look
| 155 | Nip tries a new look | |
| 156 | Couldn't resist | |
| 157 | Thelma's new look | |
| 158 | Took the plunge | |
| 159 | Equilibrium is shot for the week | |
| 160 | Buying a car radio to hang a flag |
Arab Storekeeper
| 161 | Arab storekeeper | |
| 162 | Christian Arab | |
| 163 | Combed back forelock | |
| 164 | Yankee doodle doofus | |
| 165 | Homemade jerky |
Catching Chickens
| 166 | I'll pay you! | |
| 167 | Using my superior intellect | |
| 168 | Birdlime | |
| 169 | Jumping chickens | |
| 170 | Rope binding | |
| 171 | Nip writes for suggestions | |
| 172 | Happy anniversary | |
| 173 | Caffeinated chicken | |
| 174 | A fox outsmarted by a chicken | |
| 175 | Tension's too high | |
| 176 | Finally caught | |
| 177 | He caught it with all the traps | |
| 178 | Six-legged chicks! | |
| 179 | Buffalo wings | |
| 180 | Pig with stealth capabilities |
Harvest Dance
| 181 | Running away | |
| 182 | Filling a full tank | |
| 183 | Three tries | |
| 184 | Ah need a sweetie | |
| 185 | A good sense of humor | |
| 186 | Determination | |
| 187 | BeeBee and Gus | |
| 188 | Act mysterious… chapter two | |
| 189 | He likes señoritas | |
| 190 | I CAN'T WIN! | |
| 191 | A mature lady | |
| 192 | Thelma's giving up. | |
| 193 | He's wearing both suspenders | |
| 194 | All by myself… again | |
| 195 | Nip. Dance with me. Now. | |
| 196 | Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy… | |
| 197 | Tuck sees Thelma crying | |
| 198 | The punch | |
| 199 | About time I woke up. Thelma gets kissed! | |
| 200 | I meant every word of it! | |
| 201 | Love song titles | |
| 202 | The short version: I freaked | |
| 203 | In deep dutch | |
| 204 | Moonlight kiss | |
| 205 | Nip got caught | |
| 206 | Hail the @*!!#!! conquering hero | |
| 207 | Slow dance | |
| 208 | Waiting my whole life for this | |
| 209 | Girl's first harvest dance | |
| 210 | Trading off partners | |
| 211 | Nip gets lucky | |
| 212 | The calm before the storm | |
| 213 | Did it just get stupid? | |
| 214 | Helping Nip | |
| 215 | It's on now | |
| 216 | The buffet table | |
| 217 | Ma's cornbread pan | |
| 218 | Hit him if he moves | |
| 219 | You got him! | |
| 220 | Slashed tires | |
| 221 | Impugning one's honor | |
| 222 | I oughta go with him | |
| 223 | 2 kisses goodnight and a worried call | |
| 224 | "An' there you have it, folks." | |
| 225 | I could be good to you | |
| 226 | Wrapping things up |
Looking for Shorts
| 227 | Looking for shorts | |
| 228 | Tagger gets paid | |
| 229 | Like an old boot | |
| 230 | Gus's hangover | |
| 231 | Reb flies into town |
Nip goes Fishin' (With a Pole)
| 232 | Nip goes fishin' (with a pole) | |
| 233 | Aim versus trajectory | |
| 234 | I'M GONNA DIE! | |
| 235 | Do that again! | |
| 236 | I got paid! | |
| 237 | Now that's a fireball | |
| 238 | Now he's making a career out of it | |
| 239 | Guess I'll tell BeeBee… or not | |
| 240 | Blackmailing for silence | |
| 241 | Nip knows, Thelma | |
| 242 | Hopeless man-trap |
Nip Gets Accepted to Stunt School
| 243 | Nip gets accepted to stunt school | |
| 244 | Worrying about brother | |
| 245 | Nip in the chicken coop | |
| 246 | Bad influence on Tagger | |
| 247 | Cooper's droopers | |
| 248 | Tuck being judgmental | |
| 249 | Tagger blabbled | |
| 250 | Thelma got busted! | |
| 251 | Chasing until caught | |
| 252 | Feminine Concerns | |
| 253 | Secret's out |
Tuck Vs. Gus
| 254 | Lil' budding romance to go with the resident bloomin' idiot | |
| 255 | Gus insults Thelma | |
| 256 | We better help him | |
| 257 | Your own weight in rabid weasels | |
| 258 | Peace and quiet, courtesy my gun | |
| 259 | I got witnesses |
Tuck Vs. Gus Race Challenge
| 260 | Tagger's large mouth | |
| 261 | Why guys get themselves beat up | |
| 262 | Second thoughts | |
| 263 | "Told one or two folk?" "Give or take a dozen" | |
| 264 | Broke-down cop car | |
| 265 | The rules and pre-race insults | |
| 266 | GO! | |
| 267 | Race layout | |
| 268 | Playing to Daisy's strengths and cutting through | |
| 269 | Tuck Won! | |
| 270 | Not worth a pink slip | |
| 271 | BRAIN FREEZE!! | |
| 272 | Fake T.V. | |
| 273 | Happy 4th of July |
Leaving Home
Nip goes off to Stunt School
| 274 | Deciding what to pack | |
| 275 | Nothing I haven't seen before | |
| 276 | Good luck, Nip | |
| 277 | Bus ride | |
| 278 | Traditions |
Tuck Moves Out
| 279 | Tuck's timing | |
| 280 | Shopping for houses and trailers | |
| 281 | Wild ruckus parties crammed in with a shoehorn | |
| 282 | Tuck's feet out the window | |
| 283 | Looking like Snoopy | |
| 284 | Building a house | |
| 285 | Fennecs are great listeners | |
| 286 | I left him — BeeBee | |
| 287 | Class action lawsuits and twinkies | |
| 288 | Meet the preacher |
Nip at the Stunt School
| 289 | Nip arrives at stunt school | |
| 290 | Front row tickets for Thelma | |
| 291 | Meet Charlie | |
| 292 | Gonna have to mess with his principles | |
| 293 | Nip writes home | |
| 294 | Wake-up call from Nip | |
| 295 | Biggest fan | |
| 296 | Party in the late hours | |
| 297 | Having a beer bash | |
| 298 | Serve the noisiest chicken for dinner | |
| 299 | Nip's losing the prank wars | |
| 300 | When confronted with insurmountable odds, call mom | |
| 301 | The purpose of shallow graves | |
| 302 | Pa tells Nip the plan | |
| 303 | Recruiting: You bet your red butt | |
| 304 | Recruiting: Shattering heart | |
| 305 | Recruiting: A woman scorned | |
| 306 | Recruiting: Hey baby! | |
| 307 | Recruiting: I think I might have had sex with him! | |
| 308 | Recruiting: waking up in Charlie's bed | |
| 309 | Implementation: Pregnancy accusation | |
| 310 | Implementation: Yanking her chains | |
| 311 | Implementation: Beer and warm milk | |
| 312 | Implementation: Misery | |
| 313 | Implementation: Chained an naked | |
| 314 | Implementation: Be together for all time, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! | |
| 315 | Ozark and Hayseed: city boys and car batteries | |
| 316 | Implementation: Pink tutu | |
| 317 | Implementation: Sugarplum Fairy dance | |
| 318 | Implementation: Imaginative ways of escape | |
| 319 | Implementation: Rubber skeleton in the closet | |
| 320 | Implementation: Time to be together forever | |
| 321 | Implementation: Groundskeeper biker | |
| 322 | Implementation: Bikers "helping" | |
| 323 | Implementation: Charlie's nightmare | |
| 324 | Implementation: Photo op | |
| 325 | Implementation: The sound of a shattered ego | |
| 326 | Aftermath: "YOU!!!" "Yup" | |
| 327 | Aftermath: Outrunning Charlie | |
| 328 | Aftermath: Motivations | |
| 329 | Aftermath: I've been a jerk | |
| 330 | Aftermath: Flowers? All is forgiven! | |
| 331 | Aftermath: Acting like a B-grade pro | |
| 332 | Aftermath: A movie contract! | |
| 333 | Aftermath: Epilogue | |
| 334 | Ma and pa, all alone | |
| 335 | Ma's been feeling lonely | |
| 336 | When Nip was five: Are we having a baby brother or sister? |
Meanwhile in Malarkey County
| 337 | Tagger misses Nip | |
| 338 | Telemarketers and Malarky County | |
| 339 | Democrat bashing: Race baiting | |
| 340 | Democrat bashing: I grew that melon, I'm going to eat it! | |
| 341 | Thelma's driving lessons | |
| 342 | Bear and the Malarky Monster |
Nip Graduates
| 343 | Nip graduates | |
| 344 | You're back! |
Russian Exchange Student
| 345 | Russian Exchange Student |
Fire Department Training
| 346 | Safety-minded individual | |
| 347 | Who wants theirs well-done? | |
| 348 | Why we have two people on the hose | |
| 349 | Rough and tumble | |
| 350 | Mouth to mouth | |
| 351 | Our way of breaking down a door | |
| 352 | Getting a (big) cat down | |
| 353 | Passing inspection (barely) |
Russian Exchange Student Cont.
| 354 | Stuck at the bus depot | |
| 355 | Another Dueling Banjo attack | |
| 356 | He's comfortably asleep | |
| 357 | Rethinking lazy American borscht | |
| 358 | Jews, bacon, and sausages | |
| 359 | Normal farming town with six-legged chicken | |
| 360 | Cracking windowpanes | |
| 361 | Malarky national landmarks | |
| 362 | Misha talks to Pop's Girls | |
| 363 | Leaving with good impressions |
Corporal "Bo" Kiana
| 364 | Explosives and demolitions | |
| 365 | Nice, peaceful, quiet; just like the doctor ordered | |
| 366 | Tranquil. Or not | |
| 367 | Corporal "Bo" Kiana: Ex-army, "warmongering psycopath tool" | |
| 368 | Disposing of munitions | |
| 369 | Takes the sport out of it | |
| 370 | Machine gun | |
| 371 | Reaching a man's heart through his stomach | |
| 372 | Gilly and the bugle | |
| 373 | Getting to unwind | |
| 374 | Making a bloke feel welcome | |
| 375 | Fill in the craters |
Miss Minerva Reporting
| 376 | Hard-working, serious female reporter | |
| 377 | "Pie," yes, "mud," no | |
| 378 | I don't talk to reporters | |
| 379 | The forgotten cameraman | |
| 380 | What do you "cotton" to? | |
| 381 | $100 dollars for tour guide? | |
| 382 | Tuck's usual response to reporters: gunfire | |
| 383 | Getting the picture? | |
| 384 | Bias is just another word for "liar" | |
| 385 | Talking to a fish about water | |
| 386 | Slanted press | |
| 387 | The grave of Helen Thomas | |
| 388 | Ten years ago: Tuck traumatized by media | |
| 389 | The tough go fishing | |
| 390 | Maybe it'll surface | |
| 391 | Try not to look like food | |
| 392 | Antagonizing the Big Malarky | |
| 393 | No film in the camera | |
| 394 | The Big Malarky poses | |
| 395 | The Big Malarky continues to pose | |
| 396 | We can't even get the tabloids to buy the pictures | |
| 397 | A bit of a temper | |
| 398 | Rubbing ground grass in your eye | |
| 399 | The alien wanted to phone home | |
| 400 | A U.F.O. with the Bluebird Bakery logo on the bottom | |
| 401 | 4-legged vs. 6-legged | |
| 402 | Country Boy Can Survive |
Corporal "Bo" Kiana Gets Married
| 403 | Corporal "Bo" Kiana comes back | |
| 404 | Meet the bride | |
| 405 | Peck on the cheek | |
| 406 | Get aquainted | |
| 407 | A little over-affectionate | |
| 408 | The end of this week | |
| 409 | Faster than a speeding grapevine | |
| 410 | The three stages | |
| 411 | Everything is ready to go? | |
| 412 | Not everyone's bailing out on us | |
| 413 | THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! | |
| 414 | The Church still has a roof… or not | |
| 415 | Oh dear… | |
| 416 | Are you launching a wedding or a space shuttle? | |
| 417 | "Roy Todd + Sons - Weddin' plannin' an' such" | |
| 418 | 3… 2… 1… BREAK | |
| 419 | Found the caterer. | |
| 420 | Some kind of shelter | |
| 421 | Bad blood | |
| 422 | Thelma's favorite sport | |
| 423 | You will be good-behaviored | |
| 424 | It isn't what you're thinking | |
| 425 | Old Valentine's chocolates | |
| 426 | Photo plans | |
| 427 | It's PERFECT! | |
| 428 | Video | |
| 429 | Always bridesmaids | |
| 430 | Screw this up and I'll hunt you down | |
| 431 | Eating wax fruit | |
| 432 | Wedding-day hiccups | |
| 433 | The marriage ceremony | |
| 434 | Catching the bouquet and Hortense | |
| 435 | Chuck Berry | |
| 436 | Skydancer | |
| 437 | A letter from Russia |
The Big Sleepover Weekend
| First Published | Page | Title / Chapter |
|---|---|---|
| 438 | Hortense Plans Party | |
| 439 | Tuck calls a bit too late | |
| 440 | Overload: The fox you were dialing has been disconnected |
Solidus the Telecom Tech
| 441 | Eavesdropping | |
| 442 | You hang up first | |
| 443 | Legal repercussions are the least of our concerns | |
| 444 | Internet highway | |
| 445 | "The Bitty Pretty Ponies Fan Club" | |
| 446 | Tagger announces his "vendetta" on Solidus | |
| 447 | Revenge!!! | |
| 448 | Toober's not in for a rebate | |
| 449 | More bark than bite |
Final Preparations
| 450 | Watching Eugene and Tagger | |
| 451 | Possum Puppy Pupils | |
| 452 | Hortense's party starts | |
| 453 | Chick Flicks |
Watching the Kids
| 454 | You'll enjoy the weekend, Eugine. | |
| 455 | Hello, my nemesis | |
| 456 | Why did it have to be him? | |
| 457 | Flashback to schooldays | |
| 458 | Pranking wars | |
| 459 | The love letters revenge | |
| 460 | Love letters fall-out | |
| 461 | The perfect scapegoat | |
| 462 | Why Tagger went into home schooling | |
| 463 | I will have my revenge! | |
| 464 | Enjoy your drink | |
| 465 | Nip to the rescue - not | |
| 466 | Beebee's new beau | |
| 467 | Couldn'ta picked a nicer guy for her myself | |
| 468 | The girls arrive, getting into the mood | |
| 469 | The final guest, Zelda | |
| 470 | Lost Beebee to a good guy | |
| 471 | Gus Gunthrie got a Peterbilt | |
| 472 | Archery |
Girl's Night
| 473 | Sweet Nothings | |
| 474 | Time for a make-over | |
| 475 | Zelda's hair | |
| 476 | Hair relaxer | |
| 477 | Hortense isn't quite that relaxed | |
| 478 | Fun with wigs |
Watching the Kids, cont.
| 479 | Nip is motivated | |
| 480 | Pranks galore | |
| 481 | The Bitty Pretty Pony secret is out | |
| 482 | Magical Bunny Princess Usagi doll | |
| Nov. 24, 2004 | 483 | Ceasefire between Eugine and Tagger |
| Nov. 26, 2004 | 484 | "Petunia Pony" love letters |
Girl's Night, cont.
| Nov. 29, 2004 | 485 | Truth or Dare |
| Dec. 01, 2004 | 486 | B-Movie Horror Night |
| Dec. 03, 2004 | 487 | The new, improved Zelda Porcupine |
| Dec. 05, 2004 | 488 | Lingerie Party |
| Dec. 07, 2004 | 489 | Hortense's turn |
| Dec. 09, 2004 | 490 | Try one of the wonderbras |
| Dec. 11, 2004 | 491 | Feminine enough? |
| Dec. 13, 2004 | 492 | I'm a freakin' lizard |
| Dec. 15, 2004 | 493 | I wanted to try it just once |
| Dec. 17, 2004 | 494 | Why try so hard to look like a girl mammal |
| Dec. 20, 2004 | 495 | Ta-Daa |
| Dec. 22, 2004 | 496 | Porcupines and balloons do not mix |
| Dec. 29, 2004 | 497 | Guilt tripping |
| Dec. 31, 2004 | 498 | Not a bad start |
| Jan. 04, 2005 | 499 | Thelma's first negligee |
